We've installed a poultry cannon at Cafe Wellstone in Second Life, and people are lining up to shoot Dick in the face with a duck. (note to Secret Service: I do not advocate shooting the Vice President with a duck or anything else. Get a sense of humor you humorless bastards).
Here's a video:
It's a Dysfunctional Family Dinner Dancing Liberally at Cafe Wellstone tonight at 6 pm SLT/PST. Come dressed in something with a Thanksgiving theme...or not.