Do Androids Dream of Electric O'Reillys

Rep. Laura Brod
Minnesota House of Representatives

Dear Rep. Brod,

I just finished reading your open letter to Al Franken, and I have to say I'm very impressed. I particularly enjoyed the part where you wrote:

While you may attempt to defend your writing as satire, we hardly find anything defensible about your finding humor in your desire to have sex with women or robots that look like women simply to give yourself a good time.

I couldn't agree more. There is nothing funny about desiring to have sex with women or even robot women. Such desire is a sickness. It's a form of masochism. No real man enjoys the humiliation that always accompanies the sex act. It's not fun to be laughed at every time you drop your shorts. We undergo it because it's our duty--it's the only way to procreate. We sure as hell have no desire to be called "Vienna Sausage Boy" or "Admiral Tiny Dingy" between hysterical eruptions of laughter.

And the whole concept of doing it with a robot woman is just plain pathetic. No man wants that. There are other options that are far more desirable. That's especially true now with all the earth-shaking advances Bill O'Reilly's made in the field of dildonic technology.

Heterosexually yours in a biblically acceptable and absolutely non-robotic kind of way,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot