Heart of Dorkness (Prologue)

Tremonton. Tremonton. I'm still only in Tremonton. Every time, I think I'm gonna wake up back at the campaign, but I'm still here, in the trailer. 

When I was back at the compound after my first rally, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I wanted to be there, watching gladiator movies in my underwear, but when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the campaign. 

I'm here a week now--waiting for a mission--getting softer. Every minute I stay in this basement, I get weaker, and every minute The Donkey canvasses in the neighborhoods, he gets stronger.

Heart of Dorkness Index
1. Prologue
2. The Mission
3. I Love the Smell of Vaseline in the Morning
4. Never Get Out of the Pinto
5. The Horror

Tomorrow: The Mission.