Lobbing Minnelli Cocktails

Dr. Gary Cass
Christian Anti-Defamation Commission

Dear Dr. Cass,

Newt Gingrich is right:

There is a gay and secular fascism in the country that wants to impose its will on the rest of us.

Those of us in anti-homosexual ministries see it everyday as we are vilified for working to deny basic human rights to the unbelievers who refuse to submit to our religious laws.

Let there be no mistake. These homosexuals and secularists are no less fascist than the Germans and Italians of the last century or the radical Islamist Talabanic fascists we fight today. Their legal protests against the imposition of the One True God's will upon them is just as destructive as the institutional violence and murder unleashed by the Sharia or Nuremberg laws.

And as you point out, these infidels even go so far as to mock our Lord and Savior by allowing him to be played by a Jew in a musical that heretically chides our hatred of them.

Worse yet, this Jewish Jesus--who no doubt greets people with an anti-Christian "Happy Holidays" during this holy season--is portrayed eating the most homosexual appetizer imaginable, a shrimp cocktail. No man who is truly committed to living a heterosexual lifestyle would put such pink-fleshed evil between his lips. The very image creates wicked thoughts in a man's mind--thoughts that lead to the kind of temptation that cannot be resisted. It is truely an evil appetizer, a temptation bomb, a minnelli cocktail to be lobbed at the righteous in order to bring them to their knees.

This is the nature of enemy we fight.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot