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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Hard News

ABC, the pride of Disney, will soon be airing one of it's most important episodes of Nightline ever:
Is Satan a religious fable, or an actual being wreaking havoc in the world?

The question was debated yesterday by four unusual suspects – one megachurch pastor, one former television preacher branded by some as a heretic, the alternative medicine guru Deepak Chopra and the founder of Hookers for Jesus – in a taped debate that will air on national television later this month.
This is going to be one of television's finest moments. Who'd have guessed that the founder of Hookers for Jesus would risk demeaning herself by appearing with Chopra.


  1. get down, I thought cheney had stopped doing interviews!

  2. Anonymous9:49 PM

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  3. They're really grasping for material.

  4. ABC makes the mistake of doing something that the film Tropic Thunder warned us about: never go full retard.


  5. General, Sir:

    Is the Hooker for Jesus lady filling in for Mr. Colmes?

  6. I take back every complaint I've ever made about mainstream news organizations shirking their responsibilities to address the really pressing issues.

  7. Look how far we have come! In days gone by experts would have been talking about Satan in caves, castles or monastaries and the general populace would never have been able to gain the insight of these intellectuals. Now, with the wonderous technology of television, these wisdom-laden people can enlighten everyone on the details of Satan!!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.