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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Why we lost the election

Our sainted Sarah Palin had no one with whom to pray:

So I'm looking around for somebody to pray with, I just need maybe a little help, maybe a little extra. And the McCain campaign, love 'em, you know, they're a lot of people around me, but nobody I could find that I wanted to hold hands with and pray.


  1. It's the "Lost Cause" meme in birth! Yes, McCain was not Christian-y enough to beat the antichrist (Obama). The REAL Christians need to stop playing nice with the secularists and business types in the party, gosh-darn it, and just take charge.

    2012 is shaping up to be the Last Stand of the Culture Warriors:

  2. I was standing in line behind a woman who was arguing with the clerk over higher cigarette taxes and I told her the increase was to fund CHIP, health care for kids and she told me, "Obama is the anti-Christ!" And I said, Doesn't that make you happy? Ya gotta have an anti-Christ before the Real Deal returns, right?" She stormed off muttering something about how kids should have to pay for "their own damn health care." God help me, I love the smell of bitterness in the morning.

  3. Perhaps it was the tone of the Impalinator's prayer:

    "Raise us up, Oh, LORD! And lay low ourn enemies (including all those icky McCainnanites). Yea, verily, stick your flaming sword or retribution right up their bleeding fundaments until the sword tip comes through the crowns of their sundered brainpans like an upside down tongue of Holy Spiritualy flaminess. We ask this is JESUS (Ass kicking JESUS, the annihilator--not that pussy, Sermon on the Mount, jesus) name. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-MEN!!!

  4. The GOP deserves you Palin, really.


    Jesus does have two sides, much like Monsieur Charles. I do think the 'Sermon on the Mount' Jayzus has atrophied to stick figure from neglect. But WTF, that's the free-market speaking isn't it?

  5. A prayer for St. Sarah: Oh Lord, please give us guns and ammo to kill the heathen Commie libs and the petro checks from the Alaska Gubmint that fuel our cause. Amen. Pass the mooseburgers and OxyContin.

  6. I'm always a little uncomfortable around someone who is constantly wanting to hold hands and pray. My Jesus says to go into your secret place and pray alone, because he can't understand what you're saying when everybody is talking at the same time.

  7. Genreal, Sir!
    It is entirely understandable that male McCain campaign members wouldn't hold her hand to pray. Everyone knows thats how you get a woman pregnant, and Palin has shown she has held hands 5 times!


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.