Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

If you like the patriotic work we're doing, please consider donating a few dollars. We could use it. (if asked for my email, use "")

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Really Short Soap Opera

From this week's episode of Dusty Sands...

STATE OF TEXAS: I'm telling it to you the way it is, baby! I will walk out that door and never come back!

AMERICA: Yeah, and for ten bucks I'll pretend to give a shit.

ANNOUNCER: Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode of Dusty Sands...



  1. Anonymous10:45 PM

    I'm really torn on how to react to this.
    "If we promise to miss you, will you go away?"
    "Don't let the Constitution hit you in the ass on the way out."

  2. Fran did a wunnerful job with this bit, and then CCMcGoon posted it over to the homestead, in case anybody wants to see it.'m back online, btw. Howdy.


  3. I have this theory that every nation above a certain size has a region that considers itself to be it's own place first and part of the larger country second. Usually this is a place that the rest of the nation considers to be kind of backwards.

    In Germany it's Bavaria, in Canada it's Quebec, in Japan it's Hokkido, China and India have several such provinces. In the US it's Texas.

    That's why I call it the "Everywhere has a Texas" theory.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.