Spurned by O'Reilly's Hired Stalker

I can't can't find the words to express the sheer depth of the happiness I felt when I learned that O'Reilly producer/stalker/ambusher Jesse Watters is now on Twitter. The mere thought of him twittering his tweets stirred me in places that have laid dormant for many, many years. Unable to resist temptation, I reached out to him:

JC_Christian: Pro stalker @JesseWatters on twitter. I wonder if O'Reilly lets him touch his ReamMaster 5000. http://snipurl.com/fxwpg

But he responded, cruelly, by blocking me, thrice:


Now, I'm left to wonder if this is the same Jesse Watters who so courageously stalked and ambushed libislamunistfascistoblogger Amanda Terkel while she vacationed out of town, or is this an impostor, an enemy of all that is good, perhaps someone like those bastards who are spreading filthy rumors about Bob the Builder.