Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

If you like the patriotic work we're doing, please consider donating a few dollars. We could use it. (if asked for my email, use "gen.jc.christian@gmail.com.")
Thanks!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Satan wields a nasty tazer

Why would a police chief do this:
The former Oakwood police chief who was arrested early Monday morning in Palestine remained in the Leon County Jail Wednesday amid allegations he held his wife captive and used a taser on her.

Oly Yahnson Ivy, 30, was being held in the Leon County Jail in Centerville Wednesday in lieu of a $100,000 bond on the felony charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Ivy had been Oakwood’s police chief and one-man force for slightly more than two months prior to his arrest by Anderson County sheriff’s authorities shortly after 2 a.m. Monday.
My guess is that Oakwood has the same Satan problem Anchorage has:
He instructed police officers that if they were not ‘Christian’, not to approach a satanic crime scene, or ‘demons will jump on you.’ …He also made very blatant statements about law enforcement academies attempting to ‘brainwash’ its attendants into satanism. APD’s [Anchorage's] academy was singled out, and an officer ‘witnessed’ to the fact that he had been required to listen to a tape which so influenced him.