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Monday, April 13, 2009
A visit to the Palin Center for the Liberation and Housing of Spermatazoan-Americans
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St. Bianca of the Trailer Park gives the Palin Center for the Liberation and Housing of Spermatazoan-Americans her blessing.
I bet it's a damn nice place (I can't get there from here) but if I might be so bold as to make a suggestion? I may? Oh, thank you, Sir!!
I suggest changing the name from "Liberation Station" to "Liberation Zone". I think that a name change will cause a swift and strong uptick in participation.
You know that our friends, the Yellephants of the 101st Chairborne are all for fighting the dread islamunistofascists to the death, in hand-to-keyboard combat. Well, Sir, they're also into liberating their spermatowarriors (so's they can make more) from the confines of their barracks and troop transports. And, hey, let's face it. At about 200M or so of the little buggers at a shot, even the most capacious 2-1/2cm (honest, Sir, it's ONLY time I use the metric system) troop transport can hold just so many shots!
At this point in time, many senior members of the 101st CB, staunch patritots like Rep. McHenry, rely on a mistaken notion that they can store their Spermatotrojans in the mouths of more junior officers and troops or, in their caverns of patriotic darkness. Sadly, as you are perfectly well aware, they are mistaken! That way lies madness (and some hygiene issues, or so I'm told) and defeat.
Sir, changing the name to "Liberation Zone" will mean that it can be called "The LZ" and it will mean there will be an prove both their manhood and their love for their country. For what fighting keyboarder does not want to be able to say, "You never been in an "LZ"? You don't know Jack Shit about combat, buddy!"
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI bet it's a damn nice place (I can't get there from here) but if I might be so bold as to make a suggestion? I may? Oh, thank you, Sir!!
I suggest changing the name from "Liberation Station" to "Liberation Zone". I think that a name change will cause a swift and strong uptick in participation.
You know that our friends, the Yellephants of the 101st Chairborne are all for fighting the dread islamunistofascists to the death, in hand-to-keyboard combat. Well, Sir, they're also into liberating their spermatowarriors (so's they can make more) from the confines of their barracks and troop transports. And, hey, let's face it. At about 200M or so of the little buggers at a shot, even the most capacious 2-1/2cm (honest, Sir, it's ONLY time I use the metric system) troop transport can hold just so many shots!
At this point in time, many senior members of the 101st CB, staunch patritots like Rep. McHenry, rely on a mistaken notion that they can store their Spermatotrojans in the mouths of more junior officers and troops or, in their caverns of patriotic darkness. Sadly, as you are perfectly well aware, they are mistaken! That way lies madness (and some hygiene issues, or so I'm told) and defeat.
Sir, changing the name to "Liberation Zone" will mean that it can be called "The LZ" and it will mean there will be an prove both their manhood and their love for their country. For what fighting keyboarder does not want to be able to say, "You never been in an "LZ"? You don't know Jack Shit about combat, buddy!"
Her butt is so perfect, it's almost as if it's not real!
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Rump roast for supper?
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