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Thursday, May 14, 2009
Woo Hoo!
Posted by
Anonymous
Long-time reader Dave Von Ebers is now a vlogger, and damn, he's good for a God damned frenchman.
You're doin' well my man, sittin' in tall corn, fartin' through silk, yada, yada, yada. Meantime, I don't even know who I gotta fuck around here to get a little love. I know it ain't the General (his ultrahyperturboheterosexuality rules that out). Maybe Mr. Garcia? Shit, I don't get it. I mean it's not like it's cause I rifled the cashbox or trashed the command vehicle(s) once, or maybe more than once.
Well, I'll go visit your place and see if I can figure out some way to steal your thunder.
Gen’rul, yer way too kind.
ReplyDeleteAnd how’d you know my grandmother was French Canadian?
Seriously, thanks for the boost. It’s greatly appreciated.
Counsellor von Ebers:
ReplyDeleteYou're doin' well my man, sittin' in tall corn, fartin' through silk, yada, yada, yada. Meantime, I don't even know who I gotta fuck around here to get a little love. I know it ain't the General (his ultrahyperturboheterosexuality rules that out). Maybe Mr. Garcia? Shit, I don't get it. I mean it's not like it's cause I rifled the cashbox or trashed the command vehicle(s) once, or maybe more than once.
Well, I'll go visit your place and see if I can figure out some way to steal your thunder.