Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Woo Hoo!

Long-time reader Dave Von Ebers is now a vlogger, and damn, he's good for a God damned frenchman.


  1. Gen’rul, yer way too kind.

    And how’d you know my grandmother was French Canadian?

    Seriously, thanks for the boost. It’s greatly appreciated.

  2. Counsellor von Ebers:

    You're doin' well my man, sittin' in tall corn, fartin' through silk, yada, yada, yada. Meantime, I don't even know who I gotta fuck around here to get a little love. I know it ain't the General (his ultrahyperturboheterosexuality rules that out). Maybe Mr. Garcia? Shit, I don't get it. I mean it's not like it's cause I rifled the cashbox or trashed the command vehicle(s) once, or maybe more than once.

    Well, I'll go visit your place and see if I can figure out some way to steal your thunder.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.