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Thursday, June 04, 2009
Drill, Baby, Drill: The Erotic Fantasies of Glenn Beck
glenn will you squeal for me? oh, glenn make it real for me glenn, be a big deal for me as we run beside the sea you and me i will squeeze your chubby cheeks wait and see our baby will grow up to run the RNC oh, glenn oh, glenn oh, glenn you dirty, sweaty pig after sex we'll smoke a cig oh, glenn put on the special wig oh, glenn you are my favorite ham serve me another helping of your jam oh, glenn oh, dear the drugs are wearing off oh, shit reality's a bitch now i got to get right out of here oh, dear oh, dear promise me you won't go queer oh, dear dear brother dear brother glenn
God I love the internet, thank you Mr. Gore.
ReplyDeleteDon't laugh. This stuff sells well in Huckabee country...
ReplyDeleteLaugh?! I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteMethinks Glennie is secretly imagining another species while he's groping his kin.
ReplyDeleteglenn
ReplyDeletewill you squeal for me?
oh, glenn
make it real for me
glenn,
be a big deal for me
as we run beside the sea
you and me
i will squeeze your chubby cheeks
wait and see
our baby will grow up to run the RNC
oh, glenn
oh, glenn
oh, glenn
you dirty, sweaty pig
after sex we'll smoke a cig
oh, glenn
put on the special wig
oh, glenn
you are my favorite ham
serve me another helping of your jam
oh, glenn
oh, dear
the drugs are wearing off
oh, shit
reality's a bitch
now i got to get right out of here
oh, dear
oh, dear
promise me you won't go queer
oh, dear
dear brother
dear brother glenn
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