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Thursday, June 04, 2009

Drill, Baby, Drill: The Erotic Fantasies of Glenn Beck

5 comments:

  1. God I love the internet, thank you Mr. Gore.

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  2. Don't laugh. This stuff sells well in Huckabee country...

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  3. Laugh?! I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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  4. Methinks Glennie is secretly imagining another species while he's groping his kin.

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  5. glenn
    will you squeal for me?
    oh, glenn
    make it real for me
    glenn,
    be a big deal for me
    as we run beside the sea
    you and me
    i will squeeze your chubby cheeks
    wait and see
    our baby will grow up to run the RNC
    oh, glenn
    oh, glenn
    oh, glenn
    you dirty, sweaty pig
    after sex we'll smoke a cig
    oh, glenn
    put on the special wig
    oh, glenn
    you are my favorite ham
    serve me another helping of your jam
    oh, glenn
    oh, dear
    the drugs are wearing off
    oh, shit
    reality's a bitch
    now i got to get right out of here
    oh, dear
    oh, dear
    promise me you won't go queer
    oh, dear
    dear brother
    dear brother glenn

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.