Senior Pastor
Parkview Christian Church
cc: Jill Stanek
Pro-Life Pulse
Dear Pastor Harlow,

And I have to say, she's assembled a fantastic intelligence dossier on him, complete with photos of his clinic and links to a page listing his home and work addresses as well as photos of his wife and daughter. Lord knows, that's the kind of information the shooters will need.
I have to wonder, however, if you're giving her as much help as she deserves. I mean, hey, she's providing a lot of free publicity for your church, I think the least you could do is offer to hold a rifle blessing service in her honor.
I hope you'll consider doing so.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
p.s. Please keep an eye on your associate pastors. A couple look a little "funny" to me.
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