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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Come the Teabag Revolution

Sorry for the late post. We spent the day at the hospital battling Ofjoshua's hernia demons. In the parking lot, I saw this mural painted on what I assume must be a patriot's command vehicle. I think it tells a story we're all very familiar with.

Reading from right to left, it says chicks are really impressed by our big, powerful assault rifles, and they're gonna plant our tomatoes after we rid the skies of black helicopters.

I'm sure this resonates with you in the same way it does for me. We've all dreamed this dream. It's why we're always talking about secession and revolution. We're gonna all finally have sex with real women.