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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Come the Teabag Revolution

Sorry for the late post. We spent the day at the hospital battling Ofjoshua's hernia demons. In the parking lot, I saw this mural painted on what I assume must be a patriot's command vehicle. I think it tells a story we're all very familiar with.

Reading from right to left, it says chicks are really impressed by our big, powerful assault rifles, and they're gonna plant our tomatoes after we rid the skies of black helicopters.

I'm sure this resonates with you in the same way it does for me. We've all dreamed this dream. It's why we're always talking about secession and revolution. We're gonna all finally have sex with real women.



11 comments:

  1. Golly General, I'm so jealous! You obviously live in a place filled with latter-day warrior-poet-artist revolutionaries, while the city I live in just elected 8 communists to the city assembly. Damned ungrateful foreigners! Have they forgotten the lessons of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? America has used nukes to keep the commies out of Japan before, maybe it should again!

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  2. Not to be a contrarian General but on closer inspection I don't think those are tomato leaves.

    Nice melons though....

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  3. Is hydrocephely and giant-hand-syndrome the new hotness?

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  4. so, mr. truck owner, when was the last time you had a date?

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  5. He should've saved him self the money and just made a bumper sticker at Kinko's that reads: "Hey you stupid pig, I dare you to pull me over."

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  6. I kinda wonder about the pic, but whoever did it has some mad skills.

    Damn shame it was wasted on that mess.

    Do you think you might want to block the licence plate? Just sayin'.

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  7. It's like this: the topless sodomite's nipples are occluded by hemp leaves. The other one has carved a likeness of an orifice unto the earth, which will entrap men into her "patch of horrors." The helicopter is blue and white and therefore Jewish, a symbol which augers the coming of kosher deli meats.

    Glad I could be of help.

    ++++

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  8. Nice paint design. But I think its a bit old school. Should have settled for realistic computer designed vinyls. But I love hot babes. :)

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  9. What's with all the spammers lately?

    In any event, that license plate is important. Properly decoded it gives clues to the death of Paul, the secrets of 2012 and the Mayan calendar, and the grassy knoll. Pay attention, troops!

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  10. Anonymous12:48 PM

    I really have no idea what that artwork is trying to say. It remeinds me of those cartoon where a guy has a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other, except here it is an evil looking hot babe, and just a regular hot babe. I think the message might be: "Be like the good hot babe. Grow your own"

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.