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Monday, August 10, 2009

Filled with the spirit


A helmet tip to Cynicor.

12 comments:

  1. Thats my uncle with a marmoset stuck in his rectum...no big deal, happens all the time.

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  2. Last time I saw dancing like that was at a Black Flag show.

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  3. General, Sir:

    Churches with mosh pits, what's next?

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  4. Prayer to the Spastic Holy Spirit

    oh, holy spirit
    i beseech thee
    thine spastic, holy spirit
    come into me
    and do that spaz thing
    that you do

    you fill me with a spazziness unsurpassed
    and set me to jumpin' about
    in a raucous electric jitterbug
    a bug zapper deluxe jumpin' jehosephat rumble
    heck, i might even piss myself
    seriously, i just might

    holy spirit, when you leave me
    i hope you won't mind if i lie down
    and rest a spell
    as you go off to spazzify another believer
    you snazzy, spazzy holy spirit you

    amen

    ++++

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  5. Hey! Six Flags stole his routine!

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  6. I swear to Christ I heard the old dude say “heinie” at least twice. What’s that all about?

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  7. Jesus H. Looks like someone is 'filled' with the lord. Praise!

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  8. I haven't moved like that since the last time I ate at Taco Bell.

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  9. I was going to suggest:

    "He was getting ready to do one of them fancy Pentacost snake handling routines, and one of the kindergartners put the snake down his britches.. Hence, the "heinie" that Dave heard".

    ...and then I realized that the gathering video-ed could very well be one of those cults that abuses children, so snake/pants/kindergartner would NOT be somewhere to take this conversation. Ew.

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  10. Mr. mjs, Sir:

    I recommend Tom Waite's "Chocolate Jesus" if you ain't already had Dee-zurt.

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.