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oh, holy spirit i beseech thee thine spastic, holy spirit come into me and do that spaz thing that you do
you fill me with a spazziness unsurpassed and set me to jumpin' about in a raucous electric jitterbug a bug zapper deluxe jumpin' jehosephat rumble heck, i might even piss myself seriously, i just might
holy spirit, when you leave me i hope you won't mind if i lie down and rest a spell as you go off to spazzify another believer you snazzy, spazzy holy spirit you
"He was getting ready to do one of them fancy Pentacost snake handling routines, and one of the kindergartners put the snake down his britches.. Hence, the "heinie" that Dave heard".
...and then I realized that the gathering video-ed could very well be one of those cults that abuses children, so snake/pants/kindergartner would NOT be somewhere to take this conversation. Ew.
Thats my uncle with a marmoset stuck in his rectum...no big deal, happens all the time.
ReplyDeleteLast time I saw dancing like that was at a Black Flag show.
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir:
ReplyDeleteChurches with mosh pits, what's next?
Prayer to the Spastic Holy Spirit
ReplyDeleteoh, holy spirit
i beseech thee
thine spastic, holy spirit
come into me
and do that spaz thing
that you do
you fill me with a spazziness unsurpassed
and set me to jumpin' about
in a raucous electric jitterbug
a bug zapper deluxe jumpin' jehosephat rumble
heck, i might even piss myself
seriously, i just might
holy spirit, when you leave me
i hope you won't mind if i lie down
and rest a spell
as you go off to spazzify another believer
you snazzy, spazzy holy spirit you
amen
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Hey! Six Flags stole his routine!
ReplyDeleteI swear to Christ I heard the old dude say “heinie” at least twice. What’s that all about?
ReplyDeleteJesus H. Looks like someone is 'filled' with the lord. Praise!
ReplyDeleteI haven't moved like that since the last time I ate at Taco Bell.
ReplyDeleteI was going to suggest:
ReplyDelete"He was getting ready to do one of them fancy Pentacost snake handling routines, and one of the kindergartners put the snake down his britches.. Hence, the "heinie" that Dave heard".
...and then I realized that the gathering video-ed could very well be one of those cults that abuses children, so snake/pants/kindergartner would NOT be somewhere to take this conversation. Ew.
Mr. mjs, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI recommend Tom Waite's "Chocolate Jesus" if you ain't already had Dee-zurt.
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