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Sunday, September 27, 2009
Ain't no real Teabagger-American
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Anonymous
This guy ain't no real Teabagger-American. He's obviously been exposed to too much book learnin', and dammit, real Teabagger-Americans swallow.
General, Sir, a true teabagger does swallow. I didn't see/hear him swallow once. If he's a "true, fuckin' Americun", I really need to move. I can't believe that I sat and watched that entire video. Is he sitting in a lawn chair in front of his kitchen stove?
No. He's sitting in a lawn chair in front of his mom's kitchen stove. When she comes from her town meeting and wants to cook up a batch of meth she will be pissed at him for three different things.
1.) Being out of the cellar (or, if they're in a doublewide, his "spider hole" out in the yard.
b.) Having the top of her stove all crapped up so that she'll have to move a bunchashit to "git 'er done"
This can't be genuine. Anyone that stupid and drunk couldn't possibly operate a computer.
This is (choose one or more): a) a brilliant piece of method acting b) leftover footage from a psychological study on inbreeding c) the result of building a trailer park over a methane gas leak d) a SNL audition tape gone wrong e) the reason you are emigrating to Canada
General, Sir, a true teabagger does swallow. I didn't see/hear him swallow once. If he's a "true, fuckin' Americun", I really need to move. I can't believe that I sat and watched that entire video. Is he sitting in a lawn chair in front of his kitchen stove?
ReplyDeleteTechnoslave:
ReplyDeleteNo. He's sitting in a lawn chair in front of his mom's kitchen stove. When she comes from her town meeting and wants to cook up a batch of meth she will be pissed at him for three different things.
1.) Being out of the cellar (or, if they're in a doublewide, his "spider hole" out in the yard.
b.) Having the top of her stove all crapped up so that she'll have to move a bunchashit to "git 'er done"
and
4.) For dippin' HER snuff.
This can't be genuine. Anyone that stupid and drunk couldn't possibly operate a computer.
ReplyDeleteThis is (choose one or more):
a) a brilliant piece of method acting
b) leftover footage from a psychological study on inbreeding
c) the result of building a trailer park over a methane gas leak
d) a SNL audition tape gone wrong
e) the reason you are emigrating to Canada
Now why did I watch this?
ReplyDelete