Trijicon Inc.
Dear Mr. Munson,
"And the Lord, our Savior and Redeemer, shall make their heads explode in a mist of blood, for they are brown and without belief." Those were the words the Holy Spirit whispered to me as I first read about the secret Biblical citations you place on rifle scopes you sell to the military. Surely, Jesus is very pleased. He would have been a faithful customer had your products been available back then. Imagine how different the Sermon on the Mount might have been if Jesus had a Trijicon Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight mounted on a .50 cal sniper rifle. No one would have bitched about the loaves and fishes that day.
"Is thou looking at me, thou loathsome licker of Samaritan secret parts?," He might have said, "because blessed are the mother knowers who doth offend me, for my mighty and terrible 750 gr Hornady AMAX hot load shall redeem their sins in a crimson mist of blood and brain matter."
You should consider engraving His Holy Visage on each scope--just a simple line drawing of our Savior, but with shooting glasses and the words, "Born to Kill" underneath. It could serve as a kind of icon for our crusading warriors.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
A helmet tip to reader Col. SJK.
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