This is a guest post by mjs. The words contained herein do not necessarily reflect the thoughts and opinions of General JC Christian, Patriot.
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After watching all the recent coverage of Sarah Palin and the public and private use of the word "retard" as a pejorative, I decided to go to the top for an answer: I asked God to explain the difference between Down Syndrome and Mental Retardation. God was kind enough to send me an email in response to my query, about 1/20th of a second after I asked for it. If God ever opened up a restaurant you wouldn't be sitting around, wondering where your food is. It would be in front of you before you could say jumping jehosaphat. That is one fast deity, no doubt about it. Here is God's response:
Dear Child Born of Sin: Down Syndrome is a chromosomal disorder caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome. Trig Palin, the son of Sarah Palin, has Down Syndrome.
Sarah Palin differs from her son in that she suffers from Mental Retardation which for her is a plus. She is able to condemn the usage of the word "retard" if the person using it has different politics than she does, but can actually defend its usage if the person uttering the word is important on her side of the aisle.
To sum up: Sarah Palin's son Trig has Down Syndrome. Sarah Palin herself has gone Full Retard. Rahm Emanuel should be fired for using the word "retarded" and Rush Limbaugh is just okey-dokey-peachy-keen, no matter what he does. Rush is that good.
Glad I could clear that up for you.
Love,
God
p.s. Sorry about the chromosome problem vis a vis Down Syndrom--I mostly do it to the fetuses of older women anyway. Who would have thought people would be living so long? When I created...oh, shit, here come the wife. Gotta go.
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I have retreaded tires on my pickup truck. Does this mean I'm in trouble with futurePresident Peelin?
ReplyDeleteI am pleased the Big G almighty Baby included the older mother/pregnancy with a significantly increased incidence of a host of congential birth defects. Those eggy-americans have been around since was mom busy all dividing and floating in her own urine. I wonder what is all about in thirty years when baby's 240 pounds naked wet with a hard on and a bad attitude and 76 year old Sarah has to change his now adult diaper.
ReplyDeleteI prolly wasn't specific enough that I'm a truckin' retread. Please be mad at me, Sarah. I need a spanking...
ReplyDeleteMy parents were told I was retarded by four out of five doctors. So, does that mean I'm retarded or just that someone can make a commercial saying "four out of five doctors agreed in 1958 that she is retarded." I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteBut my family doctor's first comment about me was "Cretin?" Is this insulting to the people of Crete?
ReplyDeleteAnd what about Mongoloids and the people of Mongolia? Again, I'm confused. Or retarded. Or retreaded.
I am tard of the whole thing.
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