Institute for Marriage and Public Policy
National Organization For Marriage
Dear Mrs. Gallagher,
Another beauty queen ally in our Glorious War Against Those Who Stuff Homosexualism Down Our Throats (GWATWSHDOT) is in trouble. The City of Beverly Hills renounced any relationship it had with Miss Beverly Hills, Lauren Ashley, after she cited Leviticus and advocated executing homosexualists.
Without your help, this shameful assault on this young Christian woman could destroy her chances to achieve her full beauty queen potential. After all the trouble with Carrie Prejean, this poor woman has no chance of getting the boob job awarded to past Miss Californias should she win that contest. And now that she's been rebuked by the City of Beverly Hills, plastic surgery's silicone valley, the doors to the best boob engineering facilities in the world are closed to her.
It's up to you to provide her with the tahtahs she needs to continue to fight for the God-ordained right to commit righteous genocide. You have the resources to fund an emergency breast augmentation trip to India. You must use them.
But first, you may want to ckeck the internets tubes for nude photos and sex videos. You don't want to go through that Prejean mess again.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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