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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Professor Values

I didn't think the god-fearing folks at Conservapedia could churn out something more enlightening than their piece on Hollywood values, but I was wrong. Their "professor values" entry is nothing short of brilliant (in a non-hoity-toity, non-fancy-thinking kind of way):

An extremely high percentage of professors disagree with conservative principles, replacing them with the amoral, relativistic philosophy of postmodernism.[1] Professors' common value system typically includes atheism, antichristian politics, censorship, socialism, unjustified claims of expertise and knowledge (for example, the dogmatic promotion of the theory of evolution[2]), liberal beliefs, liberal grading, liberal bias,[3] anti-patriotism, lack of productivity, bullying or discouraging conservative students (for example, homeschoolers),[4][5] and promotion of sexual immorality.[6][7]

Yes, it's true; they make us do bad things with our wee wees.