Who sunk the BP offshore oil rig? The patriotsphere has the answer. Actually, it has many answers. Here's the answer American patriot Texas Fred has for us:
On the night of April 20th the North Korean Mini Submarine manned by these “suicidal” 17th Sniper Corps soldiers attacked the Deepwater Horizon with what are believed to be 2 incendiary torpedoes causing a massive explosion and resulting in 11 workers on this giant oil rig being killed outright. Barely 48 hours later, on April 22nd , this North Korean Mini Submarine committed its final atrocity by exploding itself directly beneath the Deepwater Horizon causing this $1 Billion oil rig to sink beneath the seas and marking 2010’s celebration of Earth Day with one of the largest environmental catastrophes our World has ever seen.
Anthony G. Martin of the Conservative Examiner is impressed by the "Kremlin" and North Carolina TV station commenter sources cited in Fred's story, but wonders if Russian capitalistocommies and North Carolinians can truly be trusted. His gut feeling is that an even greater enemy is responsible:
Environmentalist extremists have been known in the past to engage in acts of violence to get their message across and to prevent what they see as the 'raping' of the environment by the wicked, demented oil companies, nuclear energy companies, and others who do the demonic work of providing essential energy for the country--the energy that runs the computers from which Leftwing shills sit in their underwear in their momma's basements, spouting extremist propaganda.
The Right Perspective radio show's blog puts both North Korea and underpantsed environmentalist on its list of culprits, and its commenters add a few more:
I have a problem believing NK did it. Mainly because I don;t think they could have navigated over to tte Gulf to do it. I think it is much more likely that Venezuela or Russia did it.
Willis D says
Our enemies (Russia, China, Iran, Venezuela, and North Korea) smell weakness in Obama and are testing him right now. I have my suspicions that this rig explosion was the handywork of one of those nations.
It’s time. Time to drop a fu***** nuke on the whole middle east. I’m sick of this.
It’s much more likely that Obama was behind it in some way. Too much is coming out about the timing, the administration response, and the circumstances of the incident, for me to conclude otherwise. There is some speculation that this is to prevent the oil drilling Obama promised a couple months ago, but more likely it is to contribute to a plan to nationalize the oil industry.
Me? I think they're all correct. According to sources inside Burma's "Poppy Palace," Obama is Kim Il-sung's love child. Look at him, he's obviously Korean.
No doubt Obama convinced his half brother, Kim Jong-il, to attack the oil platform in order to strike a blow against "the Man" and for a new world environmental order. Kim, being a communist, and therefore also an environmentalist, saw it as an opportunity to fulfill his dream of subverting the Heartland by introducing a species of goat, the long-tailed goral (Naemorhedus caudatus), that is threatened in Korea to North America. His thinking is that the goral will win the hearts of Heartlanders by replacing American goats in our most cherished courting rituals. Once that happens, the teaparty movement will be his to command.