Unfortunately, it seems that the Confederate States of America (Under Occupation) has fallen again. I don't know how such a thing could have occurred. The CSA followed the conservative economic principles that made our northern occupiers the economic powerhouse they are today.In the following email, CSA Constitutional Court Justice Dennis Joyce pleads with the other leaders of the Confederacy to meet with him in a cheap motel to discuss the CSA's future:
From: Dennis Joyce
Subject: RE: CSA Government " LETS GETTER DONE".
To: "'Craig Maus'" , "'Vance Beaudreau'"
Cc: "'Richard Borris'" , texasconfederate@gmail.com, safoxsr@peoplepc.com, Potholeontheroad@aol.com, "'Nathan B. Dozier'" , "'Michael Martin'" , "'mferrara'" , kindsamp@gvtc.com, kevin@beaudreau.net, "'Joseph Gresham'" , jasonncoffman@yahoo.com, "'csaspringfield'" , carriet@gte.net
Date: Friday, September 17, 2010, 9:59 PM
Gentlemen,
In my humble opinion, we need to ascertain just what has been accomplished to date.
As I understand it, the Federation of Sates and CSAgov sites are down. That, effectively, destroys our ability to communicate. Failure to respond to correspondence further blackens our eye. Southern gentlemen always respond, whether they like it or not.
I do not believe we can raise the funds necessary to hold a meeting in a motel although most of us can afford a night or two for lodging. Any meeting would have to be held at a venue that is free or extremely low cost, such as a library meeting room. It should be held in the approximate center of the Confederacy so all have a, roughly, equal transportation expense. Tennessee or Mississippi would be the ideal.
I’m open to any suggestions.
Deo Vindice,
Dennis Joyce
Wow. I took a look at that Confederate States Militia site. I may be a graying old ex-hippie/punk, but even I’m offended by the Photoshop of the Iwo Jima Memorial with the Confederate Battle Flag. As we say in Chicago, “Fuck you, you fucking fucks.”
ReplyDeleteGeneralissimo, sir!
ReplyDeleteIt is indeed a sad day when true gentlemen of the Confederate are unable to scrape together enough Occupier script to fill the tank of a '72 Winnebago for such a critical meeting. True, the tires are bald, it burns more oil than gas, and the smell from the shower-cum-toilet could knock Michael Moore off the back of a free-hotdogs wagon but, dagnabbit, the freedom of Southern Confederamerikans is at stake!
It'll take more than a few Mint Julep 'n Meth shooters to snap us out of this depression, ah tell yew whut. Damned Yankees.
General, Sir:
ReplyDeleteThem boys best be forgettin' about using any public liberrys for their meetups. I'd rather take on a whole bunch of those towelhead motel owners than a half dozen of those DAR grannybabes. Them dames will fuck you UP!
Wait! They're under occupation? They are not truly Americans? Doesn't that mean we can enslave them? or, like with Afghanistant & Iraq, instoduce freedom & democracy to them?
ReplyDeleteWait! They have teh balls to put up "Homeland Security since 1492"?? Dinnit Custer teach 'em anything??
ReplyDeleteWho is this Gnysgt Bob Pinkstaff who posts at the Confederacy site, anyway? That's quite the nom de plume.
ReplyDeleteJust as long as they meet at a place where black people will be serving them. Gotta have that.
ReplyDeleteOh they are shut down big time. I wonder if these idiots are finally realizing the implications of thier choice to support bush and cheney in the destruction of free speech, and the establishement of a securtiy state. That maybe they would have problems establishing a confedrate "government" , with cabinet departments and "citizenship" applications. Under Liberal, constituional govt this kind of site was treated as the hogwash and big talking that it is. sorry jebs, you voted for this shit.You people have to realize that words (and votes) have consequences
ReplyDeleteIf they can't even scrape together enough money to drive a few hundred miles and meet then I'm not sure why they need to "ascertain just what has been accomplished". I'm guessing the question answers itself.
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression that they only let people who could read into a library.
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