Swift Boat Veterans For the Passionately Credulous
Dear Mr. Corsi,
You said the following at a recent meeting of Teabag-Americans (see video on right):
As most of you know, but most Americans, until I pointed it out in "Obamanation," didn't understand that Rules for Radicals was dedicated to, guess who, (pause for effect) Lucifer! Saul Alinsky dedicates "Rules for Radicals" to Lucifer! He says that Lucifer was the first radical. OK, so we have someone at the White House who is a devotee of Saul Alinsky, who's a radical socialist and devotes his book to Lucifer. I'd like to hear Barack Obama come out and denounce Lucifer. I don't recall hearing him do it.Obama's failure to denounce Satan isn't surprising. It's a well known fact that Obama feasts on the flesh of white, Christian babies. It's not news. I suspect that's why your speech got so little coverage.
Maybe that's a good thing, because if anyone actually looked at the book, they might think you're fabricating the whole dedication charge--Alinsky's dedication reads:
Don't get me wrong, I don't think you're lying, but that's only because I know that Lucifer's real name is Irene Dunne. Yes, that actress we've all seen in so many classic movies is, in fact, the Lord of Darkness. Why else would she appear in a Catholic, or should I say, Whore of Babylon," television production titled "Beelzebub & the Bolsheviks?" BTW, who would name their child, Beelzebub?I haven't heard Obama denounce Irene Dunn. Have you? He should, unless he is, indeed, a servant of Satan.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
General Sir!
ReplyDeleteYa gots to flip two more pages over to get to the acknowledgments for the Three Stooges of Fine Literature: Rabbi Hillel, Thomas Paine, and Lucifer.
I credit Evelyn Wood for this superlative reading comprehension.
It's time Christians beefed up their God/Devil storyline--I think a new character should be introduced, you know, like with The Flinstones when they introduced Vladamir Putin as a new character. The Jew/Christ two-thousand-plus-year-old script is tired and implausible and, frankly, derivative. Just working off the top of the noodle right now, but maybe god and the devil could team up to fight off another threat, like Stephen Hawking or Salmon Rushdie. They could play Good God/Bad God buddy movie guys. I think I sense a new dawn breaking in monotheism land! Holy shit! Ow! My eyes! My eyes! Rewrites! Rewrites! God just found out he only got a percentage of net receipts (it amazes me how he doesn't reflect on his omniscience...to tell you the truth I think he's autistic).
ReplyDeleteHey god! You'll never work in this town again, you putz! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oy!
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I have also never heard Obamagozer denounce Ravana, the demon king of Lanka, who is the central villain in the tale of Hanuman the Flying Monkey God. As all patriotikkkal Obama-haters are aware, the heathenopaganfascist story of the Ramayana is a central legend of Indonesia, the land where Obama was indoctrinated. Before he became a Muslim, that is.
ReplyDeleteIf Obama does not denounce the 10-headed, 20-armed Deity of Death, then we must conclude that Obama loves him!
Tomorrow: Why has Obama failed to publicly denounce Humbaba, the Massive Monster of the Cedar Forest from the Epic of Gilgamesh? Could this be the real reason he's cutting and running from our conquered Oil Colony in Sumeria?!?
The Day After Tomorrow...
Whatever you do, don’t question Mr. Corsi’s passion for (ahem) Truth:
ReplyDeleteA YouTube video making the rounds, especially among Obama supporters, mocks Mr. Corsi for a Jan. 29 interview on Alex Jones’s radio show, a forum for those who take a deeply skeptical view of government claims about the attacks. (Mr. Corsi also frequently talks about the “North American Union” and other threats from globalization during his appearances).
The clip has Mr. Corsi discussing the findings of Steven Jones, physicist and hero of the “9/11 Truth” movement who claims to have evidence that the World Trade Center towers collapsed due to explosives inside the building, not just the planes hitting them, during the attacks.
“The fire, from jet fuel, does not burn hot enough to produce the physical evidence that he’s produced,” Mr. Corsi said. “So when you’ve got science that the hypothesis doesn’t explain–evidence–then the hypothesis doesn’t stand anymore. It doesn’t mean there’s a new hypothesis you’ve validated. It just means the government’s explanation of the jet fuel fire is not a sufficient explanation to explain the evidence of these spheres–these microscopic spheres–that Steven Jones has proved existed within the W.T.C. dust.”
Truthiness!
I am still shocked..SHOCKED, I Tell You...that America still has relations with Japan after Obama refused/failed/forgot to denounce Godzilla. Unless, of course, he believes in One Nation Under Godzilla.
ReplyDeleteIt's the cleft chin that gives her away. John Travolta -- the guy who was so convincing in 'Battlefield Earth' -- has one, too. Coincidence?
ReplyDeleteI would vote for Lucifer if he ran for office. At least I would know that he was out to screw people and make the world as shitty a place as possible instead of wrapping his pro-greed, pro-bloodshed, pro-suffering stances in patriotic talk and veiled threats the way the Republicans do.
ReplyDeleteI for one will welcome Godzilla as my overlord as long as he/it appoints Gamera as the ambassador to the US.
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