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Wednesday, October 20, 2010
God Doesn't Want To Break Off Your Thingy
Posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse
Co-Prophet of the End Times
Retired Furniture Engineer
Dear Co-Prophet Tapley,
As much as i enjoyed your video about condom users being barred from the Rapture, I'm a bit disappointed about your failure to go into God's physical/mechanical reasons for the ban.
It wouldn't take long to explain about how God's rapture rays can't penetrate condoms or to describe the terrible consequences condom wearers would suffer if rapture was attempted. Heck, I did it in in a minute and a half.
I'm enclosing my video about condoms and the Rapture. Please consider accepting it as a video response to your own. I think they will complement each other.
Gen. JC Christian, patriot