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Senility is the answer to your question. My father served in the CBI in WWII. If he was alive, he'd be 93. At that age, mental acuity, or even a keen grasp of reality is iffy. Prolly a nice old duffer--or maybe he's just another racist asshole.
After investigating all of the internets combined, I firmly believe he has "Patterson pseudoleprechaunism syndrome" Description: A very rare disorder characterized by excessive pigmentation, looks skin, unusual face, several mental retardation and bone abnormalities.
Everything fits. His stupid coloured skin. Unusual face. His severe mental retardation. Bone abnormality? Ferk! He can't even spell 'Boner' properly!
These sorry agglomerations of protein aside, I'd ask for some guidance in this matter. I'm having a problem reconciling how this old poop, almost certainly to gain from social health care, can denounce the same 'in the name of freedom'.
JoeViz, I think that fellow's problem with the government takeover of healthcare will be solved soon. The patriotikkk House of Wreckkkresentatives that was mandated by 'Baggers like that proud D-Dayer will enact the rekkkomendations of the Alan Teats-on Catfood KKKommission and then some. They'll get the evil government out of Medicare! Old folks will have freedom -- the freedom to buy the best health insurance an 80-year-old can find, instead of depending on the damn money-grubbing grubbymint to pay for getting that broken hip fixed. I can only imagine what great coverage and the amazing prices that free elders will have! It's what so many of them voted for, so let them enjoy the Freedom Fruits of their politics.
As for that guy, I'm sure he never signed up for any socialist Medicare. It's what he risked his life to defeat, after all, since everybeckdy knows Hitler offered national socialist healthcare. I have no doubt that he pays the full tab for his coronary bypasses out of his own pocket. That's what RealAmericans do, after all.
I think Boner has that expression on his face because he just pulled that Jersey Boy's finger...
ReplyDeleteWell, fuck. And double fuck. You heard it from me first.
ReplyDeleteAnd a double fuck latte for me!
ReplyDeleteMake that a frothy orange Starfuck pumpkin latte with a generous sprinkling of dried powdered shit on the foam!
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir,
ReplyDeleteThese sorry agglomerations of protein aside, I'd ask for some guidance in this matter.
I'm having a problem reconciling how this old poop, almost certainly to gain from social health care, can denounce the same 'in the name of freedom'.
I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer ...
Joe Visionary:
ReplyDeleteSenility is the answer to your question. My father served in the CBI in WWII. If he was alive, he'd be 93. At that age, mental acuity, or even a keen grasp of reality is iffy. Prolly a nice old duffer--or maybe he's just another racist asshole.
After investigating all of the internets combined, I firmly believe he has "Patterson pseudoleprechaunism syndrome" Description: A very rare disorder characterized by excessive pigmentation, looks skin, unusual face, several mental retardation and bone abnormalities.
ReplyDeleteEverything fits. His stupid coloured skin. Unusual face. His severe mental retardation. Bone abnormality? Ferk! He can't even spell 'Boner' properly!
http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/p/patterson_pseudoleprechaunism_syndrome/intro.htm
These sorry agglomerations of protein aside, I'd ask for some guidance in this matter. I'm having a problem reconciling how this old poop, almost certainly to gain from social health care, can denounce the same 'in the name of freedom'.
ReplyDeleteJoeViz, I think that fellow's problem with the government takeover of healthcare will be solved soon. The patriotikkk House of Wreckkkresentatives that was mandated by 'Baggers like that proud D-Dayer will enact the rekkkomendations of the Alan Teats-on Catfood KKKommission and then some. They'll get the evil government out of Medicare! Old folks will have freedom -- the freedom to buy the best health insurance an 80-year-old can find, instead of depending on the damn money-grubbing grubbymint to pay for getting that broken hip fixed. I can only imagine what great coverage and the amazing prices that free elders will have! It's what so many of them voted for, so let them enjoy the Freedom Fruits of their politics.
As for that guy, I'm sure he never signed up for any socialist Medicare. It's what he risked his life to defeat, after all, since everybeckdy knows Hitler offered national socialist healthcare. I have no doubt that he pays the full tab for his coronary bypasses out of his own pocket. That's what RealAmericans do, after all.