Suffering Suffrage

Our favorite pastor's wife, Zsuzsanna "Mrs. Steven L" Anderson, takes a few minutes away from the baby birthing assembly line to educate her fellow not-men about the evils of voting:

As a citizen of the US, I have a right to vote. However, I do not exercise this right, because I believe that based on the Bible, it is wrong for women to vote.

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Voting is not in my area of responsibility, because as a woman, I am commanded to follow God and my husband. There should be one vote per household, and it should be the husband who casts it. Men are responsible for running the affairs outside the home, women are responsible for those inside the home.

The one-way chain of command in the Bible is:

God
Husband
Wife
Children

Every time a not-man votes, Satan kills a fetus-American:

Based on the Bible, it is wrong for women to exercise authority over men. However, women voting can lead to a passing of laws that the majority of men would oppose. One example of this is abortion - more than 50% of men are against it, but more than 50% of women are for it, which is why it is legal.

Look how the right to vote destroyed Sarah's family:

I wonder if Sarah Palin would have chosen to stay at home and rear her own children rather than run for political office if it would have saved her daughter from being a single teen mom.

And it turns your husband's holy inseminator into a vicious little sharp-edged cube of destruction:

Squares are not better than circles, but good luck trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. I mean, maybe you could hammer it in there somehow, but it is not the way it was intended, offers no benefits, and will likely cause some sort of damage.

The Framers of our sacred Declaration of Constitution knew what they were doing when they reserved the electoral franchise to white, male property holders:

The Founding Fathers quite obviously believed differently than we do today. Not that society or our forefathers were automatically right on everything, but obviously my position is not just some absurdity - it used to be as natural as air for most of human history.

Is there any doubt why it's called suffrage:

Is our society so much better now that women act and are treated like men? Divorce, adultery, fornication, abortion, wayward children, being forced to work outside the home, etc. are at all-time highs.

Modern egalitarianofascists like to beat up pregnant women:

You are never more likely to be murdered by today's modern man who is so secure in his manhood that he doesn't mind sharing his authority with women than if you are pregnant or just had a baby.

Well, as you can imagine, that post angered egalitarianofascists and their femislamunistofascist fellow travellers. So, Zsuzsanna, relented and cast her vote on Tuesday, she just used a different kind of ballot:

I voted when, as the public fool bus was picking up less fortunate children on our street, our own children were enjoying the company of their siblings, joking with each other and furthering the close relationships between each other, over a breakfast of fresh-out-of-the-oven, made-from-scratch ham and cheese croissants, with a side of banana and orange juice.

I voted when I decided not to have our children brainwashed in a humanistic school all day today, or any other day of their life, but to rather teach them godly principles at home.

I voted when, instead of doing school work, I decided to suspend their studies this week so that we can more wisely spend these last few days with "only" five kids by preparing for the new baby together...

A tip of the ol' helmet to reader LJP.