Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender
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Here I stand, the goddess of Desire Set men on fire I have this power
Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing Some quick romancing And then a shower
Stage door johnnies always surround me They always hound me With one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habits I'm not a rabbit I need some rest
I'm tired Sick and tired of love I've had my fill of love From below and above Tired, tired of being admired Tired of love uninspired Let's face it I'm tired
I've been with 1000's of men Again and again They promise the moon They always coming and going Going and coming And always too soon Right girls?
I'm tired, Tired of playing the game Ain't it a crying shame I'm so tired God dammit I'm exhausted Tired, tired of playing the game Ain't it a crying shame I'm so tired
[Soldiers:] She's tired (She's tired) Sick and tired of love (Give her a break) She's had her fill of love (She's not a snake) From bellow and above (Can't you see she's sick) Tired (She's bushed) Tired of being admired (Let her alone) Tired of love uninspired (Get off the phone) She's tired (Don't you know she's pooped)
I've been with 1000's of men Again and again They sing the same tune They start with Byron and Shelly And jump on your belly And bust your ballon
Aye!
Tired, tired of playing the game Ain't it a freakin' shame I'm so... Let's face it everything below the waist is kapput!
Here I stand, the goddess of Desire
ReplyDeleteSet men on fire
I have this power
Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing
Some quick romancing
And then a shower
Stage door johnnies always surround me
They always hound me
With one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habits
I'm not a rabbit
I need some rest
I'm tired
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it
I'm tired
I've been with 1000's of men
Again and again
They promise the moon
They always coming and going
Going and coming
And always too soon
Right girls?
I'm tired,
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired
God dammit I'm exhausted
Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired
[Soldiers:]
She's tired (She's tired)
Sick and tired of love (Give her a break)
She's had her fill of love (She's not a snake)
From bellow and above (Can't you see she's sick)
Tired (She's bushed)
Tired of being admired (Let her alone)
Tired of love uninspired (Get off the phone)
She's tired (Don't you know she's pooped)
I've been with 1000's of men
Again and again
They sing the same tune
They start with Byron and Shelly
And jump on your belly
And bust your ballon
Aye!
Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a freakin' shame
I'm so...
Let's face it everything below the waist is kapput!
[Soldiers:]
Tired!
What in the wild, wild world of sports are you talking about, Jeff?!?
ReplyDeleteSorry, baby. Fifteen schitzengruben is my limit.
ReplyDeleteI think Jeff means this, for all you Lili von Schtupp fans.
ReplyDeletewell spotted Bukko.
ReplyDeleteGet some well-earned rest General, remember the enemy never sleeps!
Oh Lili! Lili! Lili! Legs! Lili!
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