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Thursday, January 06, 2011

Day off

I'm tired.

6 comments:

  1. Here I stand, the goddess of Desire
    Set men on fire
    I have this power

    Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing
    Some quick romancing
    And then a shower

    Stage door johnnies always surround me
    They always hound me
    With one request

    Who can satisfy their lustful habits
    I'm not a rabbit
    I need some rest


    I'm tired
    Sick and tired of love
    I've had my fill of love
    From below and above
    Tired, tired of being admired
    Tired of love uninspired
    Let's face it
    I'm tired

    I've been with 1000's of men
    Again and again
    They promise the moon
    They always coming and going
    Going and coming
    And always too soon
    Right girls?

    I'm tired,
    Tired of playing the game
    Ain't it a crying shame
    I'm so tired
    God dammit I'm exhausted
    Tired, tired of playing the game
    Ain't it a crying shame
    I'm so tired

    [Soldiers:]
    She's tired (She's tired)
    Sick and tired of love (Give her a break)
    She's had her fill of love (She's not a snake)
    From bellow and above (Can't you see she's sick)
    Tired (She's bushed)
    Tired of being admired (Let her alone)
    Tired of love uninspired (Get off the phone)
    She's tired (Don't you know she's pooped)

    I've been with 1000's of men
    Again and again
    They sing the same tune
    They start with Byron and Shelly
    And jump on your belly
    And bust your ballon

    Aye!

    Tired, tired of playing the game
    Ain't it a freakin' shame
    I'm so...
    Let's face it everything below the waist is kapput!

    [Soldiers:]
    Tired!

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  2. What in the wild, wild world of sports are you talking about, Jeff?!?

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  3. Sorry, baby. Fifteen schitzengruben is my limit.

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  4. well spotted Bukko.

    Get some well-earned rest General, remember the enemy never sleeps!

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  5. Oh Lili! Lili! Lili! Legs! Lili!

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.