Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender
If you like the patriotic work we're doing, please consider donating a few dollars. We could use it. (if asked for my email, use "gen.jc.christian@gmail.com.")Thanks!
Friday, January 28, 2011
What Obama Hath Wrought
Posted by
Anonymous
Dammit, they put a big ol' Hammond B3 and a whole shitload of soul into my Doris Day.
That's almost as sacreligious as what Jose Feleciano did to the National Anthem. (And don't even get me started on Jimi Hendrix, eh?) But since it's not a patriotikkkal song, we can't call for this hussy to be arrested for treason, can we?
But yeah, that's the worst thing that's gotten into Doris Day since Rock Hudson. Who was not teh ghey! And even if he was, Doris woulda cured him of it. Poor fellow just got some bad watermelon, that's all.
Soul-o-fascists!
ReplyDeleteThat's almost as sacreligious as what Jose Feleciano did to the National Anthem. (And don't even get me started on Jimi Hendrix, eh?) But since it's not a patriotikkkal song, we can't call for this hussy to be arrested for treason, can we?
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, that's the worst thing that's gotten into Doris Day since Rock Hudson. Who was not teh ghey! And even if he was, Doris woulda cured him of it. Poor fellow just got some bad watermelon, that's all.