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Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Rep. Bachmann Punches Immoral Painting



Teabag-American maddona, Rep. Michele Bachmann, struck a blow for American values on Friday, when she attacked a painting in the National Gallery. Apparently, Rep. Bachmann was upset about the painting, "Two Tahitian Women," by the Frenchman, Gauguin, because it featured a pair of benippled brown women. Here's what she had to say about it:
The painting is very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned ... I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
I thank God we have Congresswomen, like Rep. Bachmann, who have the courage to confront French, brown, benippled, homosexualist immorality wherever they find it.

Correction: Unfortunately, I misidentified the painting's attacker. It wasn't Rep. Bachmann; it just sounded like her. I apologize for my mistake.