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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Pam Geller: Kremlin Watching & the Coup Against Obama



As good as my intel operation is, Pam "Altas Shrugs" Geller always seems to be a step ahead of me. She was first to do scientific analyses of both the short-form and long-form versions of Obama's birth certificate. Now, she's scooped us all with a dispatch from a "longtime Washington D.C. Insider" reporting that a coup has brought down the OBAMUNIST USURPER:
When 48 hour go order issued, CoC was told, not requested... This order did not originate from CoC. Repeat – this order did not originate from CoC. He complied, but did not originate...

The killing of Osama Bin Laden was in fact a Coup within Obama WH.
Mrs. Shrugs also provides photographic evidence of a coup:
JUST RELEASED PHOTO OF THE WHITE HOUSE “WAR ROOM” DURING THE OSAMA BIN LADEN ASSASSINATION OPERATION SHOWING A SEEMINGLY ANGRY BARACK OBAMA STILL WEARING HIS GOLF ATTIRE AND BILL DALEY, HILLARY CLINTON, AND ROBERT GATES ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM. [quoted in original ultra-convincing all-caps "upholstered-wall" style]
As impressive as Mrs. Shrug's Kremlin watching skills may be, I feel she did not conduct a thorough analysis. I subject the same photo to further analysis, below.


  1. Deposed President Obama sits alone, isolated.
  2. Sec. Clinton realizes Safeway closes at midnight. Bill couldn't have stared at ice cream until 4 am.
  3. Joe Biden listens closely to Secret President Trump, hoping to hear he'll appoint a vice president of gaffes.
  4. Sec. Gates is thinking about how badly he wants to beat Obama's secretly KenyoMuslim ass.
  5. Tony Binken heard Secret President Trump was bringing rhubarb pie.
  6. General Marshall B. “Brad” Webb unfriends Obama.
I also analysed two other photographs.


  1. Secret Vice President Limbaugh thanks everyone for pitching in and getting him President Trump style hair.
  2. Leon Panetta hopes the hair is optional.
  3. Sec. Gates is hoping like hell he'll get a chance to beat Obama's secretly KenyoMuslim ass.


Deposed President Obama dares Sec. Gates to drag his secretly KenyoMuslim ass out of Donilon's chair. He's not getting up until someone brings his president's chair back.

8 comments:

  1. I'ts just like Seven Days in May..and it's only May 3rd! Or 4th, depending on when you read this. Assuming everyone here can read.

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  2. I can read, although I'm still trying to figure out what sinko the mayo is all about.

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  3. General, Sir:

    Pammy Atlashooters has a gift for teh KKKrazzeepants, no, really.

    I, btw, knew all of this stuff, months ago. I told Osama, "Keep your effin head down, beanpole! But, GET teh fuggin' 'cable', dude. Nothin' says, 'here's a terrarist' like no flippin' 'cable'!" Cheap prick tries to save a few bucks. Well, now he's got his 72 virgins. 'course they're all mermaids and that's WHY they're still virgins. Gettin' the shagnasty on at 1200 fathoms is a bit daunting.

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  5. Have you ever seen Pam Geller and Orly Taitz in the same room? Think about it.

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  6. Dano: Seven Days in May … FTW!

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  7. I dunno. It doesn't look like Obama was deposed in a coup at all. It just looks like Obama, and especially Joe Biden, need more fiber in their diet. Send some Metamucil and probiotics to the WH and Blair House. Stat!

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  8. You notice how BOTH of the Kenyan's hands are never shown in the pictures? That's because his left hand was cuffed to the chair so he could not leap up and phone a warning on the Red Phone he had to Osama, the Pope of the "President's" Mooslumetan faith.

    I am SO happy that the American nooz networks are on Day 3 of the "Ding, dong, Osama's gone" victory party. I hope they can keep it going as long as they did with the Festival of Michael Jackson's Death! Because it makes me feel so good...

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.