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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Pam Geller: Kremlin Watching & the Coup Against Obama



As good as my intel operation is, Pam "Altas Shrugs" Geller always seems to be a step ahead of me. She was first to do scientific analyses of both the short-form and long-form versions of Obama's birth certificate. Now, she's scooped us all with a dispatch from a "longtime Washington D.C. Insider" reporting that a coup has brought down the OBAMUNIST USURPER:
When 48 hour go order issued, CoC was told, not requested... This order did not originate from CoC. Repeat – this order did not originate from CoC. He complied, but did not originate...

The killing of Osama Bin Laden was in fact a Coup within Obama WH.
Mrs. Shrugs also provides photographic evidence of a coup:
JUST RELEASED PHOTO OF THE WHITE HOUSE “WAR ROOM” DURING THE OSAMA BIN LADEN ASSASSINATION OPERATION SHOWING A SEEMINGLY ANGRY BARACK OBAMA STILL WEARING HIS GOLF ATTIRE AND BILL DALEY, HILLARY CLINTON, AND ROBERT GATES ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM. [quoted in original ultra-convincing all-caps "upholstered-wall" style]
As impressive as Mrs. Shrug's Kremlin watching skills may be, I feel she did not conduct a thorough analysis. I subject the same photo to further analysis, below.


  1. Deposed President Obama sits alone, isolated.
  2. Sec. Clinton realizes Safeway closes at midnight. Bill couldn't have stared at ice cream until 4 am.
  3. Joe Biden listens closely to Secret President Trump, hoping to hear he'll appoint a vice president of gaffes.
  4. Sec. Gates is thinking about how badly he wants to beat Obama's secretly KenyoMuslim ass.
  5. Tony Binken heard Secret President Trump was bringing rhubarb pie.
  6. General Marshall B. “Brad” Webb unfriends Obama.
I also analysed two other photographs.


  1. Secret Vice President Limbaugh thanks everyone for pitching in and getting him President Trump style hair.
  2. Leon Panetta hopes the hair is optional.
  3. Sec. Gates is hoping like hell he'll get a chance to beat Obama's secretly KenyoMuslim ass.


Deposed President Obama dares Sec. Gates to drag his secretly KenyoMuslim ass out of Donilon's chair. He's not getting up until someone brings his president's chair back.