Americans for Truth
Dear Mr. LaBarbera,
A new plague is harvesting the souls of our Heartland's children. Minds warped by the devil's bath salts, our future deacons, pastors, and derivative traders are committing the most heinous of perversions--acts so twisted and sick, I'm hesitant to relate them here. But relate them, I must. It's the only way to communicate the horrific magnitude of the plague that confronts us.Here's a tale out of West Virginia:
Mark L. Thompson, 19, was arrested after witnesses stated that they came into his home and found him wearing a bra and female underwear and covered in blood. At this feet was the dead pygmy goat of his neighbor. Thompson told an officer named Cpl. Snuffer that he was high on “bath salts” and “wasn’t in his right mind.”Can you imagine anyone engaging in such a sick act of utter perversion? I mean, my gosh, HE WAS WEARING A LADY'S BRA AND PANTIES. Those bath salts turned him into a full blown homosexualist.
Police found a pink leash around the neck of the goat and a pornographic magazine photo lying a few feet away.
One can only hope that the goat passed before Mr. Thompson slid into those panties. None of God's creatures deserve to witness such twisted depravity.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
