Political Correctness Forces Seattle Cops to Beat Unheartlandishly-Hued on Own Time

Officer Steve Pomper
Seattle Police Guild

Dear Officer Pomper,

I'm concerned that the three Seattle police officers who fought two Neighbours Nightclub bouncers on Monday will not receive compensation for the beatings they delivered. Although they were officially off-duty, they were executing what appears to be the Department's official policy of beating the unheartlandishly-hued whenever such an opportunity presents himself. Indeed the fracas began after one of the officers screamed: ""You don't know anything about the law, Mexican" at one of the bouncers.

This seems to be in keeping with the Department's practice of shouting racial or other "fighting words" before assaulting and/or summarily executing the brown (see: Officer Schoenberg: "Roll down the fucking window," Detective Cobane: “I’m going to beat the fucking Mexican piss out of you homey. You feel me,” etc.)

Inasmuch as the "off-duty" officers were acting according to Department policy, we should pay them overtime wages for their work. Only SOCIALISTS would expect them to beat the unheartlandishly-hued for free.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot