Thankfully he has a plan. He's selling his seduction secrets for the astoundingly low price of $250. Act now, and he'll throw in a no-bid Pentagon contract.
(offer void if he loses the election)
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Newt to Cover Bounced Check by Selling Seduction Secrets
According to the Salt Lake Tribune, Our Lord Newt's check for Utah's ballot filing fee bounced. If he can't come up with $500, plus applicable overdraft penalties, by April 20, his name will not appear on the Utah GOP primary ballot.
Thankfully he has a plan. He's selling his seduction secrets for the astoundingly low price of $250. Act now, and he'll throw in a no-bid Pentagon contract.
Thankfully he has a plan. He's selling his seduction secrets for the astoundingly low price of $250. Act now, and he'll throw in a no-bid Pentagon contract.
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.