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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

All I got was a god damned tie

It's unfair that Our Glorious Leader (ret) is still being overshadowed by his father. While George W Bush had to settle for a set of old Warner Bros. cartoons and three gallons of Vicks NyQuil for his birthday, poppy got a visit from an aircraft carrier for his:
Yesterday I'd heard from a friend that the aircraft carrier USS George H.W. Bush would be off the coast of Kennebunkport sunday morning. So rising early and always wanting to be a witness to fiscally responsible conservatives, Mr. PB and I headed down to the beach. Sure enough there was an aircraft carrier on the horizon. George the 1st is having a birthday tuesday and someone thought it would be neat for him to visit a big boat.
Bush and his wife, Barbara, along with their son, former President George W. Bush, and his wife, Laura, will fly to the carrier on Sunday morning, accompanied by other family members and security.

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