Amazon Review" But what about all those country stars who've kicked Satan's ass

This week I review a book that WorldNetDaily is promoting very heavily: "The Lennon Prophecy," by Joseph Niezgoda. I think it makes the best case ever that John Lennon sold his soul to Satan.

I'll also be doing an an exclusive investigative report later this week about a certain band that sold their collective souls for fame and a shit load of jump suits.

Here's my review. Please cast a vote to make it the top positive review if you are so inclined:

But what about those Country Stars who've bested Satan, May 17, 2009 By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews There is no longer any question that John Lennon sold his soul to Satan? The case Joseph Niezgoda makes in "The Lennon Prophecy" is about as airtight as it gets. I mean, hey, we're talking creation science levels of proof here. Niezgoda's conclusions are unassailable. Each proof--whether it's the missing "The" on the back of the "Abbey Road" album or the fact that Charles Manson believed the title of the song "Revolution #9" sounded a lot like the Bible's Revelations Chapter 9--is incontrovertible. Yes, it's as incontrovertible as the fact that Adam loved to feed carrots to his pet stegosaurus, Pokey. But as good as this book is, the addition of a chapter about all the country musicians who've bested Satan would have made it even better. That's a story that doesn't often get told in the libumetrocialist media. They'd rather we believed that Lucifer has domain over all music, when in fact Beelzebub only digs rock and the blues. That's why there's never been a book written about how Charlie Daniels out-fiddled The Deceiver or how the second most heterosexual American (I'm the first), Horatio Lee Jenkins, kicked Satan's puking butt in a drinking contest Drunker Than Satan Ep. The libumetrocialists don't want us to know. There's also the question about whether John Lennon, Nancy Pelosi, Mia Farrow, Dan Rather, and Satan all participated in a ceremony that resulted in Obama's conception. It's not covered in this book at all. I mean, sure, we've all seen Obama's Hawaiian birth certificate--so maybe he was born there--but does anyone really know how and where he was conceived? Was Lennon's Satanic seed involved? Was it in a foreign place like San Francisco? We don't know, because Niezgoda fails to address it. But then maybe that's another book.

Horatio Lee Jenkins releases Videos

From the guy who out drank Satan:

A helmet tip to new reader, Jeff.

Drunker than Satan

I became a big fan of Charlie Daniels after he defeated the devil in a fiddle playing contest, but that's nothing compared to Horatio Lee Jenkins' feat--he drank Satan under the table. That makes him my new favorite country artist (yes, he even beats Lee Greenwood).

You can hear a few of his songs at The 61. I'm not sure if you have to register or not (it's free--if you do it, credit GenJCChristian with the referral). Anyway, if you go there, you'll hear such great hits as:

Drunker than Satan -- a moving ballad about his triumph over Satan in a drinking contest.

Oh Sh!t I Don’t Feel So Good -- A sad tale written shortly after he defeated Satan in a drinking contest.

Girl, This Bed Is Too Big Without All 12 Of You -- an even sadder tale about how the satisfaction he feels from drinking Satan under the table is the only thing that gets him through the night when his girlfriends are out of town.

It's OK to be Gay -- this is the only song that makes me wonder if he should be my favorite country musician, but as he points out in the song, he is the guy who beat Satan in a drinking game, and he's also the worlds most potent heterosexual [I disagree with that last point--he's the second most potent heterosexual in the world, but hey, everyone can't be me].