Christian group wants Iraq to surrender birth control devices
Focus on the Family's (FOF) most recent "Citizen Link" alert warns us that liberals may use the rebuilding of Iraq as an opportunity to sneak large quantities of condoms into the cradle of civilization. According to the FOF report, "Steve Mosher, head of the Population Research Institute, is especially wary of USAID and its liberal approach towards the issues of condom use and abortion. 'As soon as the dust settles after the conflict, (USAID will) be sending in the condom pushers and the sex educators,' Mosher said. 'There is the view at USAID that we need to remake these societies in the image of Hollywood or in the image of Manhattan. (That) we need to attack the patriarchal family.'"
I couldn't have said it better. I can see it now, millions of Iraqis stretching little latex bio-chem suits across their rigidly attentive little soldiers. It's a mental image that I didn't ask for, yet USAID has forced it upon me. It's how Satan tempts us. He uses liberal governmental agencies to plant these things into our minds. We try to fight them. We try to think about baseball, but then we think about Lou Pinella and that just makes things worse. When we close our eyes, we see Sweet Lou kicking dust at a million Iraqi "little soldiers," all standing at attention in their ribbed latex bio-chem suits. We try to resist touching ourselves, but to no avail. Satan and USAID are just too strong. Typiing witth your lleft hnnd is haard, but if you sstop, you knnow you'll end upp at that bar whhere everyone dresses up like a bbiker but nno one owns a bbike. God hhelp me keep typpinng and res...
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