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Sunday, March 23, 2003

Email to Ari Fleischer

Dear Mr Fleischer

Great job selling this war. You've been masterful. I'm particularly impressed by how you've been able to co-opt the media with hardly a whimper.

Now, I think it's time for a public demonstration of your power. How about getting Lou Dobbs to balance a ball on his nose? That'll show all the doubters just how powerful you are. Helen Thomas will probably leave the country.

I know what you're thinking, "Lou Dobbs? That's too easy. It won't take more than one or two fish." Sure, that may be the case, but we should start out small. We can always dress Aaron Brown up in a tutu and have him dance on his hind legs at a later time.

Please give it some thought. I'd be glad to help in any way.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, Patriot

cc: Richard Kaplan, Lou Dobbs, Aaron Brown

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