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Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Absent W, Out Leaving

There have been a number of unpleasant comments made about Our Leader's military service. Fortunately, many of those scurrilous supporting memos appear to be fakes. We congratulate our FUD unit for a job well-done, turning the message into typography instead of responsibility. But more clean-up work remains; so many old memos are turning up that we can't tell which ones might be genuine. (Doesn't anyone know how to operate a shredder down in Texas?) And someone find a way to shut this dame up. And this one, too.

Can anyone get this egghead a job far, far away? Admittedly, we've removed our supporters from Blue York City, but they have working telephones there. How about sending him to Poland with Victor Ashe?

Need a more positive way for the media to cover Our Leader's campaign visits. For some reason, they're noticing that he's staying away from the castle. And keep hammering on those expensive "solutions" The Pretender pretends will work.

That's it for today. Stay on message!

-- Karl & Karen

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