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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Lucky Ducky Lynne

Lynne Gobbell is now sitting on her keister drawing unemployment checks (or she will in three weeks, the lucky ducky!), funded by hardworking capitalist Philip Alexander Geddes. Geddes, who has an appointed position as a Chapter 13 trustee as well as a law practice, fired Gobbell from her job at EnviroMate for having a Kerry sticker on her car (assuming it hasn't been impounded by the authorities). Now that Gobbell is jobless, she gets to pay higher prices. And Geddes has unleashed an outpouring of compassionate conservatism: a fundraiser for Gobbell. And best of all, what Geddes did is completely legal! And who would know better than a bankruptcy expert?

Many forward-looking nations prohibit jobholders from criticizing their rulers. Support Our Leader as he builds that bridge to the eighth century! (As if you have any choice in the matter.)

Big Update: Per Salon, Slate, AmericaBlog, DailyKos, Atrios, and everyone else following this seditious single mom, The Pretender has taken Gobbell's bumper sticker as a oath of fealty and turned her into a salaried vassal. Now who says the Bush Administration isn't creating jobs?

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