Well, our good friends the Duggars have been at it again. On October 11, 2005, Michelle and Jim Bob became the proud Mama and Papa to Johannah Faith, the 16th Duggar bugger!
"The entire family is excited to welcome another child into our lives," Jim Bob Duggar said in the news release. "Everyone is healthy and happy and doing wonderful." Maybe 'healthy', 'happy', 'excited' and 'wonderful' are the Rogers, Arkansas equivalents of 'shocked', 'traumatized', 'grossed out' and 'running away from home'. I note from the the hospital room photo that things may already be spiraling out of control. The girls aren't dressed identically as in all photos past. Do not begin to spare the Rod now, Jim Bob. The local swain will be able to tell them apart and the next thing you know you'll have handholding and, well, let's just not go there, shall we?
The Bible Belt Von Trapps include Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; Jackson Levi, 1; and now Johannah.
The Duggars are never content to sit on their laurels and say they want more Duggars, more. However, in accordance with the Old Testament, Jim Bob will have to keep his hands off Michelle for two weeks. Had Baby Johanna been Baby, what's another boy's name beginning with 'J', anyway if it had been a boy, Jim Bob could be getting busy within a week. Tempos Fugit, Kids, tempos fugit.
Jim Bob "Jack Rabbit" Duggar, is a conservative Republican who 'cares only about stopping abortions". The former state Rep. and failed senatorial candidate also "wasn't involved in politics until Bill Clinton was elected president in 1992. "I saw how things were," he says. He is planning on running for office again. Oh, Jim Bob, are there any more like you at home? I mean other than boys beginning with 'J'.
The Discovery Health Channel is going to host an encore presentation of its program, 14 CHILDREN AND PREGNANT AGAIN! on Wednesday at 8 p.m. The stinkeyes are going to plunk themselves down with their buckets of popcorn an hour early and go to the Duggar Family Website. Maybe they'll have posted photos of the birth. Cool!
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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.