Hannicatch of the week

I don't know how I'm going to pull my inner Frenchman out of his funk, but usually, a little Hannidate matchmaking does the trick. So ladies, if you're interested in helping (not hindering) a man drink his beer while he watches Fox News, then this Sean Hannity fan is the guy for you.



Previous Hannicatches:

Likes to go on long romantic pogroms against Mexicans.

A twofer. He's a Christian ninja. She's tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home.

A match for a billionaire.

Wants stupid woman with big breasts.

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality