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Saturday, November 11, 2006

Hannicatch of the week

This week we have Sean Hannity fans for both the guys and the gals. She wants someone to hang with while her boyfriend pursues his backyard wrestling career. He wants to visit places where he can bitch about Mexicans without worrying that they'll spit in his food.





Previous Hannicatches:

Wants a buddy for heterosexual fun.

Likes to go on long romantic pogroms against Mexicans.

A twofer. He's a Christian ninja. She's tired of waiting for God to slam his immaculate salami home.

A match for a billionaire.

Wants stupid woman with big breasts.

No Coloreds

Republican Fundraiser

Kentucky Thoroughbred

Headlights of Morality

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