Help Me Reach 12 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
I will not be emasculated by the internets tubes.
Gen. JC Christian, Patriot
I don't know who's behind this internets tubes gender analysis thingy, but there is no way Jesus' General is only 72% masculine, and it certainly isn't less male than No Blood for Hubris or Shini's World. They're not-men, goddammit.
I'm an 11 on the manly scale of absolute gender, period.
OK, it is time to fight back. Plug this into your analysis:
Guns, war, NASCAR, football, slug you in the shoulder, Coors, taciturnity, balls, package, spit, John Wayne, Engelbert Humperdinck, pork rinds, frito pie, oh fuck it Engelbert Humperdinck, camo, hunting, fighting, combat, ear hair, little soldier, Gene Simmons, 24, Freebird, Doom, 357 magnum, Ann Coulter, beef jerky, Chuck Norris, Doug Giles, cowboy, Dodge Ram truck, hair club, viagra, spartan wrestling.