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Monday, February 16, 2009
My Own Personal Battle for Purity
Posted by
Anonymous
Yes, I'm embarrassed to tell my story, but I love you and want to save you from the fiery pits of hell. So please watch this and remember that you hurt Jesus when you touch your melons.
I'll never hear the term "spiked watermelon" in quite the same way, after this. I applaud you for your courage and candor. I, personally, haven't touched a melon in years. I do have an odd attraction to bananas, zucchini, cucumbers and those really long, slender eggplants--is there any danger in that?
BTW, Sir, shouldn't that be an "Ex-Melonabator" t-shirt?
<---- shrieking with appreciative delight, accompanied once again by the demise of my poor coffeespat keyboard. maybe i just need to plan ahead and buy keyboards in bulk . . .
I hope you got tested for melonicktis! I swear I have seen that melon in other videos....
ReplyDeleteGeneral, Sir:
ReplyDeleteI'll never hear the term "spiked watermelon" in quite the same way, after this. I applaud you for your courage and candor. I, personally, haven't touched a melon in years. I do have an odd attraction to bananas, zucchini, cucumbers and those really long, slender eggplants--is there any danger in that?
BTW, Sir, shouldn't that be an "Ex-Melonabator" t-shirt?
Beware the Casaba!
ReplyDelete<---- shrieking with appreciative delight, accompanied once again by the demise of my poor coffeespat keyboard. maybe i just need to plan ahead and buy keyboards in bulk . . .
ReplyDeleteSeedless or non? And I see that melons prefer Marlboro's, that explains why my little Honey Dew never accept's a Winston from me.
ReplyDeleteBeing well read, my "sin" is liver. Damn you Philip Roth.
ReplyDeleteA magnificent exploration of one man's Meloncholia! I give it Two Divorce Aids Up!
ReplyDeleteI especially enjoyed the Tempurpedic pillow your Organic Lover is resting upon. You got class, General. You got class.
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Its Melonphilia isn't it?
ReplyDeleteYou got a purity mouth...
ReplyDeleteand the Oscar for best animated short goes to.....
ReplyDeleteGeneral Sir! I think you've started a melon meme
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