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Thursday, February 26, 2009

O H M Y G O D ! ! ! ! !

Eli, Eli, lama asavtani!

“Oh my god,” Cindi Leive, the editor of Glamour magazine, exclaimed while watching the address, she said via email. “The First Lady has bare arms in Congress, in February, at night!”


  1. The right to bare arms is a constitutional right

  2. Did you know, if you scratch these people, the top layer just peels off and you can see all the way through to the other side.

  3. "In a few years, will she still look as confident as she did last night, or will she reach for cover? And is she comfortable as she looks in those skimpy tops, or is she actually freezing?"

    All of Jodi Kantor's piercing questions - and MORE! - could be answered if she'd just crack this month's Vogue - the one with Michelle on the cover - the one gracing my coffee table next to the Vanity Fair with Obama on the cover.

    My coffee table has never looked so good.

  4. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Hey, if I had arms as ripped as hers, I’d never wear a shirt.

    (By the way, I’ll probably go straight to hell for admitting this but I had to Google “eli, eli, lama asavtani …”)

  5. Bare arms are offensive in Congress? Who knew?

  6. Yeah, bummer, next thing you know she'll be wearing white heels after Labor Day.


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