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Thursday, February 26, 2009



  1. Never, let it be said that our right wing wingnut brethren would forego an opportunity to take the path of the absurd. they have a perfect record in that respect and will defend it to the death of the whole planet. You may criticize, but you have to give them that much.

  2. Anonymous9:40 AM

    I thought Grover Norquist’s plan was to drown the government in the bathtub, not to drown the city of New Orleans. I must say, however, I swoon whenever I see that swarthy-faced Bobby Jindal. I swoon, I tell ya.

  3. Maybe if Jindal gets elected president he will have universal exorcism insurance for everyone. 

    Will Revelations About Bobby Jindal's Weird Secret Past Destroy His Political Career?

    "From the insiders I'm talking to, Jindal's in the top three, right next to [Sarah] Palin and [Mitt] Romney. He's the rock star of the Republican Party right now," says Jeff Crouere, the former executive director of the Louisiana GOP and host of daily political talk show Ringside Politics.

    How many Americans know that Jindal boasted of participating in an exorcism that purged the spirit of Satan from a college girlfriend? So far, Jindal's tale of "beating a demon" remains behind the subscription wall of New Oxford Review, an obscure Catholic magazine; only a few major blogs have seized on the story.

  4. The last comment was from realtime not admin. For some reason I have difficulty using them, or I do not use them enough.

  5. Just wanted to tip off the General, a man known formerly as the Raving Atheist and now known as the Raving Theist has revealed to me the fact that almost all rapists are card carrying liberals, and that rape is the sort of crime supported by pro-choice individuals. Perhaps you can help the Raving Theist expose the liberal conspiracy? And perhaps your readers can help?

  6. Oops, I didn't include a link.

  7. Raping and sodomy and child abuse and all kinds of joyous sex slavery activities go on in the back rooms of every Drinking Liberally gathering. At least so I've been told.

  8. Drama Queen:

    Please let me know where those meetings are taking place. The ones I go to are deader than a DAR kegger.

  9. For some reason Bobby makes me long for the Howdy Doody show. I know that's a sin against the wolverine secret code, but hey if you got the Howdy thing going on, roll with it.


We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.