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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Pastor, wife mock 12 year old girl

Here's the latest news from the Faithful Word's Baptist Church's war against the Edwards family.

Helen Edwards created a new blog to replace the one seized by Pastor Steven L. Anderson, and his darling wife, Zsuzsanna.

Capitalizing on the Edwards' innate inability to spell the word "phony" correctly, the Zsuzsannites parody David's blog: Pastor Anderson's disciples open a new front in the war by mocking the Edwards' twelve-year-old daughter on the parody of David's blog.


Update: The good pastor's wife and followers created a parody of the 12-year-old girl's site.

16 comments:

  1. looks like most of the traffic comes from patriotboy.blogspot :)

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  2. I just cannot get enough of these people. They are magnificent.

    'By their works', indeed!

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  3. I guess the good pastor's wife had to do that because somebody else already used the idea of creating a fake online boyfriend who would woo Helen and then reject her, leading her to commit suicide. Satan dammit when the good plans have been taken!

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  4. Go ahead and email the pastor's wife. I am sure she is troubled by having her name spread around the blog-o-sphere.

    zsuzsanna.anderson@gmail.com

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  5. I guess they don't really care if a bunch of reprobate think they're setting a bad example.

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  6. I dunno General, I don't think you can shame someone out of something if they've got no shame.

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  7. These people should be picked up by the Discovery Channel. There's an empty time slot between "The Duggars" and "I Am My Own Twin."

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  8. My inner frenchwoman claims she now understands the genesis of the whole "Jesus Wept!" thing.

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  9. Jesus, these people are so Godly they got the Holy Spirit oozing out their butts. You can smell the salvation, even over the internets.

    What Would Jesus Do?

    Mock a little girl, of course. Kick ass!

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  10. wtf... i'm having a hell of time trying to understand all the drama here, but will say this much...church politics are a bitch.

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  12. Wow. The FWBC folks are a real bunch of charmers, aren't they...

    Somewhere down the line, young Iris is going to make a therapist very busy. At least I hope she gets the chance to, anyway.

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  13. Check out my newest blog. this one is truly is my finest work

    http://idontknowwhy-zsuzsanna.blogspot.com/

    ENJOY

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  14. Wow, look what a simple Google search will get you. The website to the good pastor's security system business.

    I'm sure he'd love some calls from people interested in his services.

    http://www.andyfire.org/about.html

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  15. I just want to swoop down and rescue poor Iris from these lunatics. I'll sit her down in front of the TV and ply her with McDonalds and Britney Spears videos until she comes to her senses.

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  16. Wow. Poor kid.
    -talk about church cliques....just...wow.

    Makes me happy to be a heathen....

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We'll try dumping haloscan and see how it works.