Oklahoma State Senate
cc: Rep. Sally Kern
Dear Sen. Brogdon,
Considering your recent Ten Commandments victory, I think you have a great shot of getting the gubernatorial nod in the next election. I mean, hey, while everyone else was stumbling over each other to get any old version of the Big Ten placed on the capital grounds, you shut out the Catholics and Jews by demanding that only the Oklahoma version be allowed.Now, while I'm happy the Revised Sooner Version includes, "Y’all shall not kill," I'm a bit concerned that I haven't seen the other nine. I hope Rep. Sally Kern gets a chance to help craft the one on adultery. It'd be a real shame if you omitted a loophole allowing for her favorite form of coupling, hot heterosexual humanphibian scroggin'. Maybe it could go something like this:
Y'all shall not do no fornicatin' or adultery or any kind of corn-holin' or bum-juggin' or putting your little sooner in someone's mouth or whatnot except with maybe a toad or a frog or a mule or any other opposite-sex water critter created by our Lord, five-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine-years-and-three-hundred-and-fifty-one-days-ago.Yes, I think that will do it.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
